Sis + Rif: *too cool for the ocean, so plop down on rocks*
Bro-in-law + nieces: *go happily gallivanting into the sea the moment we reach the beach*
Me: *cannot resist the lure of turquoise waters despite ridiculously low tide*
Me: *go gallivanting after them*
Me: *chest deep in sea water when hand brushes against a lump in pants' pocket*
Me: *pull out mystery object from pocket*
Me + Bro-in-law: *gape in shock*
MY. RECENTLY. BOUGHT. TOUCHSCREEN. MOBILE. PHONE.
Sis: Damn it, Arvy~! (._.)
Me: I'M SORRY, I TOTALLY FORGOT I BROUGHT IT WITH ME~! I HAD NO IDEA, I SWEAR~ (ToT)
Rif: *tries to dry phone with bro-in-law's tee*
Me: WHAT AM I GONNA DO~ ヽ（゜ロ゜；）ノ
Sis: :( It might or might not work afterwards...
Me: OMG WHAT IS DAD GONNA SAY!?!?! HE BOUGHT IT FOR ME! IT WAS BLOODY EXPENSIVE AKLSJDHAJKSDHASJK щ(゜ロ゜щ)
Sis: Well, just ... go back in the water and try to have some fun. We'll take care of your phone after it's dried.
Me: *tramp back into sea* (T-T) I'm so dead...
Later, after leaving the water...
Me: I need to use the bathroom.
Me: *enter public rest room like a boss*
Men inside: *stare*
In-charge: *runs in* Wait, miss! What are you trying to do?!
Me: (O_o) Eh? ... I, um, need to use the toilet...?
In-charge: Uh, the women's toilets are next door...
Me: O///O ... Fook.
Even later, after finishing up in the restroom...
Me: *gather up stuff*
Me: Let's get going, then! =D
Sis: Arvy...? Aren't you forgetting something?
Me: What? ... OMG MY PHONE!!! YOU HAVE IT?
Sis: *shakes head*
Me: *glare at Rif* Where is it? I gave it to you!
Rif: O_O Wait.
Me + Rif: *run back to beach*
Me: Dafuq??? Where is it? Didn't you leave it here?
Rif: D= *run back to sis*
Me: *narrow eyes at every living soul on the beach* If it was any of you that stole my phone ...
Sis + Rif: Get over here!
Me: D'you have my phone?? :D
Sis + Rif: *identical evil smirks*
Me: ... what did you do?
Sis + Rif: BWAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAHAHHAAAAA~
Me: What did you do?!
Bro-in-law: xD Relax. Your parents dropped by earlier when you were in the water. They took your phone back with them.
Me: O_O WHAT
Sis + Rif: BWHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAA~
Me: Mum and dad were here? They took my phone?? THEY KNOW I BROKE MY PHONE?!?!
Sis + Rif + Bro-in-law: BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAA~
Me: Nyuuuuuu~ What is Dad gonna say?! D:
Sis: Don't worry. We told them it wasn't your fault and you felt really guilty. I asked Dad not to yell at you ^^
Me: But - but, what did they say??
Sis: *grin* "What's there to be said? It's already broken."
Me: ALJKDHAJKSDSFH Sis, take me back to your place! I don't wanna go home!!
Sis + Rif + Bro-in-law: TROLOLOLOLOLOL *walk away*
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~ D:
TROLLS. >.< TROLLS, THE LOT OF THEM
Much later, in front of my house...
Me: *unwilling to go inside*
Sis: Here are your keys you left with me.
Me: *take key ring and twirl it on my finger
*Keys go flying to the ground*
*Key. Ring. Effin'. Breaks. In. Half*
Everyone: O______________________O ................................ wtf
First my phone, then my dignity, then my courage, now my bloody key ring - and all before 10.30 a.m. in the morning.
Me: IS TODAY THE DEADLINE FOR MY OWN PERSONAL APOCALYPSE?!?!?! D': D': D':
Bro-in-law: ... Well. *trollface* As long as you can make it through the rest of the day without breaking your heart or something...